Was so fucking fun. There was hella bands I wanted to see, & we lucked out and all of them were on one stage, which is a huge plus at cuz walking any distance under the sun is suuuuch a bitch. First band that I heard was Confide, they sounded pretty good. Then we went to the Altec stage that had all the bands I wanted to see on it for FOUR YEAR STRONG. Looooove them. We camped out at the Altec stage all day pretty much, we only left to get FYS merch & piss/get water. Parkway Drive was pretty sick, they just seem like that band that’s hard enough that these posers can like. I heard a dude say “Dude they played Carrion, I fckin love that song” and it’s their second softest song. Then I think it was Suicide Silence. They’re pretty hard but there were hella girls for them, which I’m sure is only cause of their lead singer looks like a fuckin fruit, while their guitarists are cool looking motherfuckers.
For every band that I stood up for I was always close to the pit, mostly by coincidence and I like watching people get beaten up. That was good times. Then it was EMMURE I think and they were totally awesome, them and whitechapel were probably the hardest bands there and fuck they were hard. Only there this weird techno interlude that made me start fist-pumping jersey shore style lol.
Overall it was an awesome time, me, Amanda, Fernando & Austin all got the same FYS hoodie, it’s fucking awwwwesome. I also got their basketball jersey.
We left and then went to TACO BELL. Holy shit was that amazing. Had the munchies soooo bad from all the second hand smoke haha. Everyone at Taco bell just came from warped too so that was pretty cool. I have a horrible burn line on my forehead from wearing a bandanna all day, but shittt, totally worth it man, otherwise I would be pealing for weeks and weeks. Fernando spent that night at my house and that was pretty chill. We watched HOT TUB TIME MACHINE. Damn that was fuckin funny. & I officially think Lizzy Caplan from Mean Girls is HAWWWT.
Just watched Karate Kid. Pretty good kids movie, not really like an awarding film er anything. I’m not even gonna write a review on that one cuz, it’s like a Disney movie. Whatever you think is gonna happen…happens.
Now LEGION is a movie that is for the lover of ridiculous amounts of bullets. So here’s the plot, God turns against humanity and sends angels to destroy us & the only way humanity can survive is if this one chick has a kid that you’re to assume is the anti-Christ I guess. Anyways if you’re a fan of meaningless zombie shooting, and extreme predictableness, this is the movie for youuuuuuu. I heard this movie was religiously offensive but if anything it was offensive for the movie creators to think that the movie was actually gonna win any sort of award. Definitely 3 beers and a small joint for this action dud.
Now for probably the worst movie I finished during the summer. COUPLES RETREAT. I say FINISHED because I started this movie about 3 weeks before school got out, but everytime I tried to start it, I would be like “FUCK THIS” and then start to do something much more enjoyable like petting my cat Angelica or squeezing a shit outta my ass. Vince Vaughn is one of my favorite actors. I love Wedding Crashers and Dodgeball, but holy dogballs on a flying monkeyfuck was this movie terrible. It draaaaaaagged and draaaaaagged. The point of the movie I think was supposed to give you a happy feeling that all of these couples stayed together but that didn’t work, before the end of it I was hoping and cheering for all the couples to break up. I wanted their marriages to fail. This movie will make you create your own Proposition in your legal system to ban ALL MARRIAGES. You will have more pleasure taking a swiss army knife and cutting the skin between your thumb and index finger. The only redeeming thing about this movie is Malin Akerman, the hot chick from 27 Dresses. She is FINEEEE. But other than that fuck this movie. It’s a really difficult task to make me not laugh for a full 113 min and well that’s what this movie achieved. Congratulations Vince Vaughn, Jason Batemen and the writers of this pile of shit. You will need the world’s fattest blunt, a long island iced tea and a bullet in the head to enjoy this bloody abortion.
So last summer I pretty much did nothing but download music. This summer it’s pretty much the same deal…only throw movies to the mix. Especially since getting my 160 iPod from my fuckbuddy/friend/slut Alex. And during the school year I didn’t have time to watch much, so now I can sit back & watch all this shit. I’ll also include theater stuff too cuz yeah. I don’t really care if no one reads, it’s more to give me purpose as to why I’m watching this shit haha.
My rating system will be based on the scale of “No beer” to “shitfaced”. If the movie gets a “no beer” then you have yourself a great flick that you can be totally sober to enjoy. & well you get the picture from there I’m sure.
Also there will be spoilers scattered throughout so if you give a fuck about the movie don’t read in between the asterisks “**”.
To start things off THE BOOK OF ELI, starring possibly my favorite actor Denzel Washington. So this movie was highly enjoyable, the entire thing was shot with like a desert filter in the camera I’m sure my buddy Karl (@telosomega) knows more about that shit then I do. Anyways it was hard for me to start the movie cuz it opens up with creepy cats meowing & my grama’s damn cat was acting really weird while I was watching that particular scene, so I continued my screening the next afternoon. Man oh man was the action good in this. Guns, knives, grenades. You name the weapon, it was in there. Mila Kunis, the beautiful woman that plays Meg in Family Guy & Jackie in 70s Show, is the female counterpart in the movie & before you start thinking “Ewwww Denzel is like my granpa’s age & she’s my age” stop. It was a strictly friends thing so it worked real well. So to sum it up nicely, the world basically ended & people were scavenging the earth for scraps of anything, always desperate for food & water. Eli had very few posessions he gave a shit about, his ancient iPod looking thing & a book, which you eventually figure out, is a KJV bible. While on his journey out west Eli stumbles upon a town that is run by this annoying man who I’m too lazy to look up on IMDB. He has a wife who is gorgeous but also blind, apparently hella people went blind during the ending of the world. Anyways the guy collects books & he eventually finds out Eli has the Bible. **Towards the end of the movie he eventually gets it from Eli, but it’s locked. Eli & Mila Kunis make it to SF & on Alcatraz there’s people trying to rebuild a strong society & collect records & history. So the evil guy finally unlocks it & low and behold, it’s in fuckin braille. Apparently Eli was blind the whole time. Which I still don’t fucking get because he was fighting & killin’ people. But he was blind…wtf is this Daredevil?! Anyways that pisses the evil guy off & his world falls apart. While on Alcatraz Eli recites the entire Bible to a guy who writes down his every word before passing away. Mila then puts on Eli’s old gear & we assume that there’s gonna be some sorta sick sequel** Now I’ve been calling this movie “weird” because it’s really not often at all that you get a Christian moral with an R rated movie. I mean by no means don’t watch this in church ya know. But it really has a lot to do with the Bible & watching out for others more than yourself. So my final verdict: 2 Beers. It’s a great movie that you may need to be a tad buzzed to get past the odd twist about Eli.
Music I downloaded today: Parkway Drive, VersaEmerge, Pierce the Veil, Miley Cyrus, The Roots, Nappy Roots, Donnis (all new albums/cept Donnis’ is a mixtape)
Movies: Hot Tub Time Machine, The Crazies & Brave Little Toaster (childhood memories man)
Gonna be a fun couple days listening to it all haha.
GOT MY WARPED TICKET IN THE MAIL TODAY. FUCKING STIZOKED. So glad I went last year, so I know to wear a bandanna so my head doesn’t fucking peal for weeks after lol & to bring a gallon of water & plenty of food. Saving my goddamn money for merch this time.
Stoked for USA’s game in a few hours, shits gonna sick.
For a picture of “B.O.B”, the blue guy from Monsters vs Aliens, on tumblr thinking I’d actually get one or two results but naawwwww I got a million results for that fucking Airplanes songs. Goddamit that song is not that fucking good people. It’s not catchy, it’s repetitive there is a DIFFERENCE. When your little sibling keeps bugging you about something over and over again, do you call that catchy? Shiiiiiiiiit.
Fuck that song. I like B.O.B the rapper, I like the band Paramore, and I LOVE Eminem, but fuck that song and people that think it’s amazing.
[23:30] Stevo: THE POINT IM TRYING TO MAKE IS CIARA HAS A COCK [23:30] JOyCE: OKAYOKAY I GET IT [23:31] Stevo: a big black meaty king cobra cock [23:31] JOyCE: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh wow [23:31] Stevo: yeah fuckin wow [23:31] JOyCE: that’s niceee [23:31] Stevo: not for the poor little mice [23:33] JOyCE: OKAY I GET IIIIIIT [23:33] JOyCE: ick [23:33] Stevo: SO [23:33] Stevo: i got two fuckin paper cuts today [23:33] JOyCE: so! [23:33] JOyCE: HAHA WHIMP. [23:33] Stevo: HEY [23:33] JOyCE: oh mean [23:34] JOyCE: WARRIOR! [23:34] Stevo: thaaats better [23:34] Stevo: but yeah [23:34] JOyCE: ahaha [23:34] Stevo: its not like i bled er anything [23:34] Stevo: it just was like OW [23:34] Stevo: WTF PAPER [23:35] JOyCE: but you were a man! [23:35] JOyCE: so you cried [23:35] JOyCE: I MEAN! [23:35] JOyCE: ATTACKED THE PAPER [23:35] JOyCE: DUH [23:36] Stevo: if there wasnt ppl around ya know i would’ve [23:36] Stevo: you KNOW i wouldve dropped a fuckin elbow on the compressed piece of tree [23:36] JOyCE: OH SHOOOOT [23:36] JOyCE: wreslter status [23:36] Stevo: hell yeah [23:37] Stevo: i woulda pinned that skinny fucker 1 2 3 in the middle of that office! [23:37] JOyCE: oh em gee you beast [23:37] Stevo: fuck yeah
So these past days have been going by nicely. Ever since the World Cup has started my sleep schedule has been FUCKED up. The night I slept over at Bryant’s I slept a solid 4 hours. Then the next night I slept about the same amount. So on and so forth. But it’s really been worth it, I mean this damn thing only comes around every four years, I’m only a soccer fan once every four years lol. The main countries I’m going for are USA, Netherlands & anyone that plays Brazil/England/Italy. And of course who could root against South Africa? Those fucking vuvuzelas are quite annoying…but I think banning them would be retarded because it’s a South African tradition & we must respect that because if we hosted it, we wouldn’t want people banning the good American tradition of getting shitfaced before a game.
So going to work tomorrow & it’s going to be fucking challenging to not have the Brazil/NK or Portugal/IC games spoiled.
FINALLY remembered to bring my iPod to dad’s house & I hope I’ll be allowed to use it at work because I can’t go on the Internet in fear of seeing spoilers, so yeah I don’t want to die of boredom.
For the WORLD CUP MAN! Gonna go over to Bryant’s Thursday night, watch the Lakers lose…hopefully. Then play FIFA all night then wake up butt ass early to watch South Africa vs Mexico. Shit’s gonna be crackin’.
Today is the day that I officially get back on the Boston Celtics bandwagon that I got off of at the end of the Finals 2 years ago. I really don’t like the Celtics all that much, but I hate the Lakers so much I’d cheer for a team with Osama & Hitler in the starting 5 before I’d root for the Lakers. Now let’s put on some sick Irish tunes like the Dropkick Murphys & LET’S GO BOSTON. BEAT LA. BEAT LA. BEAT LA.