GIANTS- defeated the beast known as Cliff Lee. They finally poured on points for the first time in the post-season. No Torture was involved after the 3 run home-run. Twas amazing.
Sharks- Took care of bidness for the first time at home all year. The big 3 were the guys carrying the load and that’s a good thing. Patty & Heater both got goals and Captain Jumbo scored 3 mothafuckin goals. That is just good shit.
Warriors- Played a high-scoring game. Nothing really new here. I’m proud of them but I would be more happy if they beat a team who didn’t play a game against the best team in the NBA yesterday [LAkers]. But a win is a win and Curry/Monta are lethal when working together. That’s gotta be the best FG percentage of Monta’s career.
BTW, bandwagoning should be punishable somehow. I never really had much experience with it cuz Bay teams in general these days, suck. But OMG every other person at school is rockin’ a Giants hat or hoodie. Where were ya when the Giants were barely above .500 this year? Get da fuck outta here, you care more about your fucking skinny jeans than sports, you ain’t foolin anyone but yourself. I appreciate you supporting my favorite baseball team but it just feels like you’re intruding because I’ve been here all year & you just jumped on when you heard they made the playoffs from your uncle who’s a true fan.
I’m all for cheering whoever you want but shit this is annoying. I just saw some of your dumbasses rockin Oakland A’s hats two weeks ago. I’m down with bandwagoners who openly admit it, like straight up shout it in a room YO I’M HOPPIN ON DIZ GIANTS HYPE. That is funny and cool, but don’t pretend you’re a fan, that Giants shirt you’re wearing is brand new, there’s still tags on it.
You’d think it’d be easier to watch football all day at my DADs house right? Wrong. Always wanting me to do something. Shiiiiit. Whatever I’ve officially disowned the Niners this year anyway. I mean they my team n everything but I’m done defending you fuckers.
Not much happened, cleaned my room. Drank a beer, made spaghetti. World keeps on spinnin’.
You were on awesome day. Didn’t wake up till 11 30. Bacon & eggs for breakfast. Did a few errands with motha, cashed in coins I’d been saving for a while. $241. Yeah fuckin awesome. Got to dad’s. Set up laptop, radio & tv. TV= sharks game, laptop = UFC & radio = Giants game. Yes I know the Giants are currently a bigger deal but fuuuuuuuck the fox announcers. Sooooo bad. Did *watch* the last few innings. Man sooo awesome. Dad & stepmom went out for her bday and dad brought home Happi House for me :). During the giants game I cracked open a heineken so that also made me happy. & even tho my stepmom got fired it’s a positive thing cuz now she can take me to school later instead of butt ass early like normal. Woohoo. Also mom pretty much said yes to the Deez Nuts/First Blood show. Sooooo yeah life aint too bad right now. Sorry to everyone else who had a shitty Saturday but my Sharks & Giants won soooooo fuck yeahhh.
Also all the hate my future wife Demi Lovato is getting is totally lame. Fuck y’all Demi has to be one of the realest people left in Hollywood, she is mah girl & anyone who fucks with her I may be forced to fucking kill you with a chainsaw & scalp you with a lawnmower.
Holy fuck. Yesterday was awesome. I went to see Four Year Strong with my homies Nate & Fernando. What an awesome time. We got there right when the venue put down a projector screen in between bands & they showed the last inning of the Giants game live, so amazing especially since we were only 10 minutes away from the ballpark.
We watched Wonder Years damn these guys are awesome. They express exactly how I feel about college & other shit in general.
Comeback Kid wasn’t supposed to be there but they were there & fuckin kicked ass. And then of course came FYS. Possibly in the top 5 funnest nights of my life, it was packed & smelly but fuck was it fun. At one point a nigga stagedived & kicked a girl in the head knocking her out cold. Staff came & got her, shit was damn crazy.
After it was done we chilled with my friend Monica’s sister & her friend Dave. While we were out there outcomes Josh the fuckin keyboardist/vocalist for FYS, dude was chill as fuck & his voice sounded like Jay from Jay & Silent Bob.
On the way home we got pulled over at around EPA for going 80 on 101 at 1 AM. Fuck that fucking cop. Piece of dick tryna earn hella tickets in one night.
But it was fun ditching math class for the first time. I feel like I missed a lot but I didn’t miss shit.
So far when two bay teams play on the same day, they both can’t win. I don’t like that pattern haha.
Too lazy to proofread so goodnight! I’m finally starting to get the feeling back in my legs.
I’m in the Hartford, CT airport right now, so I’m unable to watch the epic Raiders-49ers game taking place right now. However, outside the airport, I did see a homeless man try to kick a one-legged pigeon, only to miss and fall down in a puddle of muddy water. So I think I basically got the same viewing experience.
Blah. I’m looking forward to this coming high school basketball season. As much as I’m enjoying being out of high school, I really miss being around a big ass group of friends and laughing and being retarded. At De Anza, idk I don’t really wanna be friends with the people there. They all care too much about appearance, who has the coolest hat with a logo of a team they’ve never watched a game of. Fuck that shit. I just wanna be back in Fresno or Modesto or Loma Linda freezing my ass off wearing a hoodie and sweats and “fuck you flip-flops”.
Yeah maybe I have no life going back to hang around high school kids, so what? It’s what I wanna do man, fuck it.
What a fuckin day! I usually hate Sundays when I do shit besides watch sports, but it was whatever. Woke up for the first round of NFL games. Then watched the SF Giants game. My goodness I don’t think I’ve ever been so wound up for a baseball game before fuckin aye that was amazing. Then dad took me driving, I did pretty wellll. After that ate dinner & watched the Niners get an ass beating. So then I started contemplating suicide at the thought of the Niners losing to the Raiders who actually aren’t terrible this year. I was ready to start hanging myself when I started talking to Ana from Hawaii about college & she said her 1st choice was Southern! so I got all happy :D
Was pretty fuckin epic. For a buncha old dudes they still really put on an awesome show. My favorite member isn’t even in the band tho haha, he’s a new addition that plays guitar, my gawd he is a beast.
Concert was fun, just reignited my hatred for the human race. Aight so my seat was 7 rows up and it was $200. Some people on the floor left early. FLOOR SEATS. My goodness how fucking retardedly rich are you? Pay probably somewhere near $500 bucks just to walk out early? Fuck you. People left before the encore. Goddamn have you never been to a concert before? When big bands play they stop for a short break and then come back and play 2-3 of their most awesome songs. YOU FUCKING MORON.
When the second to the last song starts [Life in the Fast Lane] this dude next to me starts grinding and basically humping this hottish girl next to me and I know for a fact that it wasn’t his girl because she was holding hands with this nerdy guy the whole night so it surprised me. But she didn’t resist she hella started unbuttoning her own shirt. Then during the last song of the concert “Desperado” one of the most famous and soft Eagles songs the dude starts arguing with nerdy guy. And that’s when I realize “holy shit, they’re drunk, that dude tried to steal that dudes girl!” These people are fuckin yacking and then a hardcore lady Eagles fan turns around and is like “Hey shut up!” and the stealer is like “Fuck you bitch”. I’m pretty sure he came with a girlfriend because he was looking at her and she looked away and walked the other way. Then the concert ends and I talk to the lady who told him to shut up. I guess the drunkest guy kina heard me cuz he bumped into me and looked at me all weird.
I was ready to FUCK A NIGGER UP. I was wearing my Tongan shirt too, so yeah bring it you goddamn lightweight bitch pussy ass cuntbooger. lol
I CANNOT STAND people who drink in public and do stupid shit like that. Like yeah ok go pretend to be in an episode of Jackass, that’s funny, but to do drama shit like this is just like REALLY?! & You getta pass if it’s your first couple beers or your 21st bday or something but when you’re in your late 20s early 30s and you still don’t know your alcohol limits in public YOU’RE A FUCKING LOSER. Face it do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the face so hopefully you don’t have any dumbfuck children who follow in your footsteps and if you already do have kids they’re better off without your pathetic existence and going into the wonderful foster care system of America.
^Last part was sarcasm foster care sucks a dick if it’s anything close to how it’s portrayed in the media.
Just needed to get that out. I’m sure I’ll look back on that part and wonder what I was thinking typing that, but I’m tired as fuck right now.
Giants need to win just ONE FUCKING GAME. DO IT GIGANTES. And niners go ahead and keep losing so we get a nice draft pick and my bet pays off.